Dick Van Dyke is 84-years-old and still surfs. Recently he decided to take a little nap on his surfboard (as you would) and when he woke up he couldn't see land:
"I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'"
Van Dyke was wrong. "They turned out to be porpoises," he said. "And they pushed me all the way to shore."
I'm guessing they were fans because he is already friends with these other aquatic mammals:
I really hope they sang Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while they pushed him to shore.